Letter: Self-appointed critics cause harm to people who don’t agree with them

Based on an overwhelming spontaneous outrage by news readers and self-appointed critics that Mrs. Trump may have uttered words that were uttered before by our current first lady, we report the following.

1. The National Security Council will convene and consider appropriate steps to be taken to address this national concern. A full report will be issued in three years.

2. The council of news readers and self-appointed analysts association will poll its membership to address this serious and unforgivable transgression and take the appropriate steps.

3. All inaction by Congress will continue, but investigation by multiple committees will be held in 2018 to review this grave matter.

4. The administration will consider a presidential memo, to be placed in the public record, to demonstrate solidarity amongst all non-believers to stress that words take precedent over actions.

While these above actions may seem harsh, please remember that the job of professionals, especially news readers and self-appointed analysts who have nothing else to do, is to cause harm to individuals who don’t agree with them.

This story was originally published August 10, 2016 at 2:18 AM with the headline "Letter: Self-appointed critics cause harm to people who don’t agree with them."