So these parents were beating their child. They finally went to court, and the judge asked the child who he wanted to live with.
The child responded: "Well, I don't want to live with my dad because he beats me. And I don't want to live with my mom because she beats me, too.
"So I guess I'd like to live with the Husky football team since they don't beat anyone."
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