College Sports

Cougar joke No. 1

It's Apple Cup weekend in Seattle. A man walks into a store dressed in red and gray from head to toe, except for his black slacks. He asks the salesman, "Do you carry any red pants? I'm a huge Cougar fan!"

"I knew that before you even opened your mouth," said the salesman.

"Why? Is it my outfit?"

"No. This is a hardware store."