To heck with all this "peace, joy, and goodwill on Earth" stuff! It's just to convince people that I'm right about my religious and political views over dinner.
I wish that the credit card companies will "accidentally lose" some of my recent charges.
I wish to eat lots of food, drink lots of booze, get drunk and eventually pass out in my food.
Seriously, this holiday season has been bittersweet for me.
My real Christmas wishes are that ... my wife will soon find solace and comfort after recently losing her loving father.
And, that my beautiful daughter, and her month-old vibrant new son (my first grandchild) will have a happy new year, and a long and happy life.
Pass the Eggnog please!
Happy Holidays, and Merry Christmas!
-- D.L. (ANDY) ANDERSON, Richland