I read the article about the Sasquatch event in Richland. I am one of "those who get it." I'm a believer. However, I do not agree with the society's mission to respect and protect bigfoot. I want to annihilate all of them. In fact, every year while up elk hunting, I kill every Sasquatch I see. It's not like I let the meat go to waste. With the right recipe it's actually quite good. My favorite is Yeti spaghetti. Oh and yes, they taste like chicken. My reasoning is because they compete for food with elk, which means reduced herds. That is probably why I've never gotten an elk.
Here is a thought -- instead of the believers spending $40 to attend a conference on something they already believe in, why not spend $20 on something you may not? That is right, I am having a symposium on the elusive Chupacabra! Also known as the goat sucker. For $20 I will teach you everything I know about the goat sucker, not in three days, because that is a waste of time. I am taking three minutes, and if you are not completely satisfied, I will give you half of your money back.
Mike Wingfield, Richland