We were sitting at the dinner table this evening after a long day of work/preschool/daycare. The normal dinner talk ensued.

Me: “How was your day today Little AB?”

Little AB: “It was good. But Sarah* was bugging me, and so I told her that thing.”

My heart filled with fear, what did he tell her and how long was he in "timeout"?

Me: “What did you tell her?”

Little AB: “You know, what you and Daddy say.”

More fear…

Me: “What do we say?”

Little AB: “SERENITY NOW!”

My husband did eventually quit choking on his food.