We were sitting at the dinner table this evening after a long day of work/preschool/daycare. The normal dinner talk ensued.
Me: “How was your day today Little AB?”
Little AB: “It was good. But Sarah* was bugging me, and so I told her that thing.”
My heart filled with fear, what did he tell her and how long was he in "timeout"?
Me: “What did you tell her?”
Little AB: “You know, what you and Daddy say.”
Me: “What do we say?”
Little AB: “SERENITY NOW!”
My husband did eventually quit choking on his food.