The winner is...
Jenni from Kennewick
I loved this story of her 3 1/2 year old: "Last week, I had just picked up my kids from daycare. Out of the blue, my older son (3.5 years) says, 'Mom, there's a monster under my bed.'
'And in my closet.'
'Mom, there's two monsters in your closet. And Baby has one in his closet and under his crib.'
So I decide to ask 'What do the monsters do all day?'
'Oh, they're incorporated.'
As if that is some kind of job. It makes me wonder what he thinks I do all day."