Two Huskies are driving down the street one evening after practice.

Two University of Washington football players decide to go fishing in Eastern Washington.

Did you hear the University of Washington has decided to replace the turf at Husky Stadium with cardboard?

A man walks into a nearly empty bar with a cat under his arm. The bartender says, "Mister, we don't allow pets in here, but since it's early and there's not much business, I'm going to make an exception; your cat can stay as long as it behaves."

The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day and they fell into a deep, dark ravine.

What is a Husky joke?

whats the difference between UW football and Al Queda?

The police are cracking down on speeders in Seattle.

Who is going to win the 2008 Apple Cup?

The UW administration has banned any singing of the Husky fight song at Husky stadium for the remainder of the season.

So these parents were beating their child. They finally went to court, and the judge asked the child who he wanted to live with.

What do Husky fans and laxatives have in common?

Why can't Huskies field an ice-hockey team?

Why did Nevada get all the toxic waste and Washington got the Huskies?

What does a Husky call a Cougar after graduation?

A Cougar, a Duck and a Husky go into a bar for a drink.

Why doesn't Columbia Basin College have a football team?

The star football player for the Huskies was failing his math class at the semester and had to pass his exam in order to play in the game that weekend at Husky Stadium.

Some Huskies were trying to scare the Cougar football team before the game and threw firecrackers into the locker room windows.

Why did the Husky lineman cross the road?

It was reported that Washington head football coach Ty Willingham will be dressing only 20 players for the Washington State game.

A Washington Husky and USC Trojan jump off the Space Needle. Who lands first?

What do you do when you see a University of Washington business school graduate on your front porch?

Deeply saddening news coming out of Montlake.

How many University of Washington freshman does it take to change a light bulb?

What do the Huskies and possums have in common?

How do you keep a Husky out of your yard?

Did you hear the NCAA has ruled that the Huskies must now play all home games on artificial turf?

What do the Huskies and BIlly Graham have in common?

What's the difference between a Husky and a Cougar?

Did you hear about the fire in University of Washington's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?

How do keep a Husky from drinking too much?

A citizen came into the police department in Seattle with a complaint.