What is the difference between a smart Cougar and Bigfoot?

What is black and brown and looks good on a Cougar fan?

What do you call an intelligent person in Martin Stadium?

Where do you go in Pullman in case of a tornado?

Why did the Cougar stare at frozen orange juice can for two hours?

Washington State University football practice was delayed nearly two hours after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

How do Cougar brain cells die?

Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Pullman???

What is the difference between a Cougar and a catfish?

What do you call a Cougar with half a brain?

What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Rose Bowl?

What's the difference between Cougars and Cheerios?

911 Operator: "911, what's your emergency?"

Why did the Wazzu grad cover her ears?

One day in a bus station, one man approached another and said, "I bet your from the Wazzu."

A Coug was driving west from Pullman at the same time a Husky was driving east from Seattle and they happened to meet head-on in a horrible crash on top of Snoqualmie Pass.

A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Cougar joke?"

Did you hear about the Cougar who won a gold medal at the Olympics?

Did you hear about the Coug who went to the men's room and noticed the sign that said, "Wet Floor"?

How do you make a Cougar football player laugh on Saturday?

Directions to Pullman:

Did you hear about the Washington State University fan who locked his keys in his car?

What do Huskies and Cougars have in common?

How do you amuse a Cougar for hours?

What do you get when you cross a Cougar fan with a pig?

How can you tell when a Cougar sends you a fax?

What does the average Cougar player get on his SAT?

During an off-day in the Cougs practice preparation for the Rose Bowl, one of their quarterbacks thought he would take advantage of the break in southern California and visit one of America's biggest theme parks.

What does it mean when a Cougar comes out of its hole and sees its own shadow?

A longtime Palouse wheat farmer dies of old, old age. He finds himself thrust into the depths of Hell.

It's Apple Cup weekend in Seattle. A man walks into a store dressed in red and gray from head to toe, except for his black slacks. He asks the salesman, "Do you carry any red pants? I'm a huge Cougar fan!"