Gary Wolcott's "Mr. Movie" column has appeared in the Tri-City Herald since 1992. The Tri-City native now lives in Portland, Ore., and watches about 250 movies each year. This member of Portland's association of movie critics, Far From Hollywood, believes movies are made to be seen on theater screens and should be seen there and not on television screens. Have a question for Mr. Movie? Click on "Add Comment" below. Mr. Movie has joined Twitter. Follow him here.
Set in World War II, Inglourious Basterds has no real focal point.
It is more like an implausible series coincidences in search of a climax. Central to the story is Brad Pitts Lt. Aldo Raine. In an over-the-top and very funny Southern drawl, Pitts Raine tells a group of Jewish volunteers that theyre going to conduct an underground war in Nazi-occupied Europe to terrorize and kill Nazis pronounced Natzis.
In Europe, they cause enough chaos to concern the Nazi of all Natzs Adolph Hitler who wants them stopped at any cost.
Their eventual nemesis is Christoph Waltzs Col. Hans Landa, a nasty, opportunistic Nazi who, through a bit of luck and many side trips, encounters the Basterds at a movie premiere.
Between Raine and Landa are characters connected to both that are violently and predictably pushed toward a date with destiny at the theater.
Other than the irresistible title misspelling, there are three important reasons to see Inglourious Basterds. Nos. 1 and 2 are Oscar-worthy performances from Pitt and Waltz, who have a blast with their characters. Few actors can do goofy better than Pitt. His eyes light up, and he has to practically swallow his tongue to keep from laughing as he delivers lines for his purposely over-written character.
He doesnt laugh, but you will.
In feigned Eddie Haskell politeness and using rubbery facial expressions, twitches and ticks, a dangerous Waltz dances through the film stealing scene after scene. He may prove to be the best Tarantino villain of all time. While some may debate that, few doubt that Waltzs performance is the best acting this year in any category.
It is acting perfection.
Third is writer/director Quentin Tarantino. You hate to put Tarantino in a box and define what he does as a style. His is unlimited in a limited, predictable sort of way. Throw a dozen outrageous characters at the screen and stick them in equally shocking plots and sub-plots and see what sticks.
Early in the career, everything stuck. Pummeled by critics over his cheesy effort in Grindhouse and the decent but sometimes disappointing Kill Bill one and two, Tarantino has gone back to his roots and ripped pages from his Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs playbook.
Good move. Inglourious Basterds is one of the years best and the best Tarantino has been in a decade.
Mr. Movie rating: 5 stars
Rated R for extreme and graphic violence, language. It opens Friday, Aug. 21 at the Carmike 12 and at the Fairchild Cinemas 12.
5 stars to 4 1/2 stars: Must see on the big screen
4 stars to 3 1/2 stars: Good film, see it if it's your type of movie.
3 stars to 2 1/2 stars: Wait until it comes out on video.
2 stars to 1 star: Don't bother.
0 stars: Speaks for itself.
Yasmina Reza and writer/director Roman Polanski adapt her Tony Award-winning play God of Carnage for the screen and cast Jodie Foster, John C. Reilly, Kate Winslet and Christoph Waltz as the four characters in the story.
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Two couples get together after the teenage son of one hits the teenage son of the other with a big stick. It causes hundreds of dollars in damage to his teeth. They sit down to discuss who is at fault, why and what to do about the tiff.
You can legitimately call Big Miracle the feel good movie of the year.
Never mind that the year isn’t very old. It is hard however not to like an “inspired” by a true story flick about saving endangered whales.
An inspired John Krasinski from TV’s The Office anchors the movie and leads an equally inspired cast of who’s who actors. Best known are Drew Barrymore and Kristen Bell. Supporting them are Ted Danson, Tim Blake Nelson, Dermot Mulroney and others.
That includes big dance numbers with soaring vocals. We learned that in Happy Feet in 2006. Mumble the main character couldn’t sing. As you remember, all he could do was dance and acceptance came from another tribe of the Antarctic birds.
Now Mumble is all grown up, married to the best singer of them all, Gloria. Now everyone sings and dances. Their cute kid Eric can’t find his rhythm. Eric not only doesn’t sing but he also doesn’t tap.
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