Gary Wolcott's "Mr. Movie" column has appeared in the Tri-City Herald since 1992. The Tri-City native now lives in Portland, Ore., and watches about 250 movies each year. This member of Portland's association of movie critics, Far From Hollywood, believes movies are made to be seen on theater screens and should be seen there and not on television screens. Have a question for Mr. Movie? Click on "Add Comment" below. Mr. Movie has joined Twitter. Follow him here.
'Confessions of a Shopaholic' provides extra sugar for your Valentine's Day weekend
By Gary Wolcott, atomictown.com
By Gary Wolcott, atomictown.com
Rebecca Bloomwood cant resist clothes shopping. No el-cheapo mall stuff, or clothing from mainstream department stores. Its high-end swank or nothing. Her problem: expensive taste on a pauper budget.
An enchanting Ilsa Fisher (Definitely, Maybe) plays Rebecca. She is $16,000 in debt, credit card limits maxed, haunted by a relentless debt collector and still she shops. Rebecca lucks out, lands a journalism gig at a progressive business magazine and while hypocritically explaining the negatives of debt to the masses becomes the publications most popular feature.
And she falls in love with her editor.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Forget the high fashion, this is strictly a bargain basement love story accessorized by the goofy and amiable enabler best friend, cliché business types, even more cliché but supportive parents, and ha-ha arent they funny shopaholics at shopaholics anonymous. Confession struggles as Director P.J. Hogan ( Muriels Wedding) and three writers force you to wade through dozens of racks of clothes and accessories and predictable problems before getting to the even more predictable meltdown and the happily-ever-after ending.
Based on two of five Shopaholic books by Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic, will appeal to love story addicts wanting to add a little more sugar to a Valentines Day weekend date.
It is charming enough to get a borderline positive recommendation. Sorry, that wont mean much to the non-romantics stuck suffering through this to please their loved one. Just grin, grimace and bear it, the movie is short.
I have even more bad news for that same group. Confessions of a Shopaholic will be a big enough box office success that well likely see a sequel. If not next Valentines Day weekend then soon.
The only hope I can offer is that well get lucky and itll be one movie based on the remaining three books and not three more movies.
Mr. Movie rating: 3 stars
Rated PG for mature themes. It opens Friday, Feb. 13 at Regals Columbia Mall 8 and at Fairchild Cinemas 12.
5 stars to 4 1/2 stars: Must see on the big screen
4 stars to 3 1/2 stars: Good film, see it if it's your type of movie.
3 stars to 2 1/2 stars: Wait until it comes out on video.
2 stars to 1 star: Don't bother.
0 stars: Speaks for itself.
It’s hard not to take aspects of this job personally. New Year’s Eve is an example.
For me, having to sit through used-to-be Hollywood TV icon and now movie producer and director Garry Marshall’s film is punishment for my ripping of last year’s equally awful holiday opus Valentine’s Day .
I wasn’t alone. Critics panned the film by the score. But this is take it personally day, so I’ll take having to review it as punishment.
'The Artist' authentic genius and one of 2011's best
The Artist breaks all the rules.
For one, it’s a silent movie. Big no-no. There isn’t much dialogue to read. You just get the basics. A sentence here, a paragraph there. White letters pasted on a black screen. Much of what happens is conveyed from facial expressions, the posture of the actors, or by action.
Jean Dujardin is George Valentin. He’s the world’s biggest silent film star at the dawn of the age of sound. When sound becomes all the rage in 1927, George is unwilling to change. It’s a mistake that quickly makes George the world’s newest has-been.
When a movie sits on a shelf for a year after the original release date is set it’s usually the kiss of death.
Plot flaws, bad acting, zero marketing budget and a host of other problems plague them.
This is not the case of the now-released The Debt or for last week’s Don’t be Afraid of the Dark . The official reason for the delay of both films is not plot problems or a marketing budget but the sale of distributor and art house fave Miramax.
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