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Published Thursday, Nov. 20, 2008

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Husky joke No. 23

So these parents were beating their child. They finally went to court, and the judge asked the child who he wanted to live with.

The child responded: "Well, I don't want to live with my dad because he beats me. And I don't want to live with my mom because she beats me, too.

"So I guess I'd like to live with the Husky football team since they don't beat anyone."

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