A Cougar, a Duck and a Husky go into a bar for a drink.
The Cougar tells the bartender, "I'll have a TC."
The bartender says, "What's that?"
The Cougar says, ''You know, a Tom Collins."
The Duck says, ''I'll have a PC."
The bartender says, ''What's that?"
The Duck says, "You know, a Pina Colada."
The Husky says, "I'll have a 15."
The bartender says, ''What's that?"
The Husky says, "You know, seven & seven."
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Why do you write about the Washington State University Cougars and the University of Washington Huskies so much? They are horrible. Write about the Oregon Ducks. They are actually good.
WSU never wins and the Ducks beat the Huskies every year. WSU and UW are a disgrace to the PAC 12 and to the state of Washington. WSU went 4 and 8 and the Huskies went 7 and 5. The Cougars haven't been to a bowl game for eight years. The Ducks have gone to a BCS bowl for the last three years. You should write about the Ducks more.
Go Ducks!
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"We've been giving 'em props all week," said Oregon defensive end Terrell Turner, talking about Washington State. "They came out and proved us right.
"I'm not sugar-coating it. They got way better than the last two years. Although we were battling out there, we were letting them know, 'You guys are getting better and better.'
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Senior Marshall Lobbestael started the season as a backup quarterback but with Jeff Tuel fracturing his left clavicle in the opener, Lobbestael has thrown for 959 yards and 10 touchdowns for the Cougars (2-1).
His top target is Marquess Wilson, who caught a half-dozen passes for a career-best 236 yards and two TDs in a loss at San Diego State last week.
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PULLMAN -- In midafternoon of a hazy day on the Palouse, it got to 93. No, that's not how many points Washington State ran up against Nevada-Las Vegas in the second football game of the season, it's a weather reference.
But there was some suspense about that, because the Cougars were so dominant, some wilted students departed early for the campus watering holes and statisticians researched those when-was-the-last-time numbers.
WSU rocked the Rebels 59-7 to go 2-0 and get its fans to dreaming, no matter that they don't have their first-string quarterback and that they've played two opponents who were completely outclassed.
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