911 Operator: "911, what's your emergency?"
Coug: "My wife has been mauled by our pitt bull! Please send an ambulance quickly!"
911 Operator: "What's your address, sir?"
Coug: "573 Eucalyptus Drive."
911 Operator: "Please spell that street for me, sir."
There was a moment of silence.
Coug: "I'll drag her down to Oak Street and you can pick her up there."
