Cougar joke No. 20

November 19, 2008 

911 Operator: "911, what's your emergency?"

Coug: "My wife has been mauled by our pitt bull! Please send an ambulance quickly!"

911 Operator: "What's your address, sir?"

Coug: "573 Eucalyptus Drive."

911 Operator: "Please spell that street for me, sir."

There was a moment of silence.

Coug: "I'll drag her down to Oak Street and you can pick her up there."

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