Husky joke No. 11

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• Joy of music

  Joy of music

  Ever thought about playing a musical instrument? It encourages brain development, it's entertaining, it expresses life's experiences and you could come closer to God.

  First, it brings brain development. Although a challenge, it's fun to watch yourself grow. You will learn notes and pitches. When you learn an instrument, like the violin, you can also learn piano and viola

  Second it's entertaining! When you start learning, you get better and people find it very entertaining! There are also bands and orchestras that people drive everywhere to see! Wouldn't it be cool to be so good people came from everywhere to see you play?

• Voluntary taxation

  Voluntary taxation

  For those of you who are for the redistribution of wealth in this country, I have a suggestion for you. When you file your annual IRS form, include a check for whatever amount you would like to send to your favorite entitlement program. You can "earmark" it as the federal government knows all about earmarks. That way you can spend your money the way you want to and leave mine alone. I don't care how you spend yours but I do care about how you want to spend mine.

  To all of you who think along similar lines as I do, please vote! Learn about what you are voting for or who and vote!

  CHUCK MILLER Sr., Richland

• Suppose you woke up being Tom Brady

  Suppose you woke up being Tom Brady

  Remember the movie "Heaven Can Wait," where Warren Beatty's spirit inhabits a rich man's body, quarterbacks a football team and wins the big game?

• Down payment not an investment

  Down payment not an investment

  Dear Dave,

  I'm saving up money to buy a house in the next couple of years. How should I invest this money before I actually buy something?

  - Candace

• Fast Focus: What's your opinion of urban chickens? A few chickens

  Fast Focus: What's your opinion of urban chickens? A few chickens

  If you own your property, it is your right to do on it what you want. The city should not have a say in it! Grow weed if you want, it's yours.

  Unless it brings harm to others, I say live and let live. You never know when a few chickens might come in handy.

  Say our government prints their way into hyperinflation, you might be dependent on those chickens. Bock. Bock.