Word on the street is there are Giant Cheetos now available for your chewing pleasure.
One would think the tennis-ball sized abominations would be difficult to eat. My goal is to scour the supermarkets to see if this assumption is correct or if I'm just wrongfully judging this crazy food.
Ann Mukherjee from Frito-Lay's marketing department said the company got the idea from stress balls.
"Frito-Lay hired cultural anthropologists who watched stressed workers fiddle with stuff on their desks -- including stress balls. So why not Giant Cheetos, instead? It's a ball you can eat."
Mmm, I doubt Cheetos will reduce your stress as much as the rubber ball, Frito-Lay. Why do people always try to replace physical activities with something edible? Instead of reducing stress, they'll be expanding waistbands. Nevertheless, I still love Chester Cheetah.
Something I can feel good about are the new Pepsi vending machines that are the first of its kind to be eco-friendly. I doubt we'll see any here, but the fact that Pepsi is doing as little as they can to help the ecosystem deserves a half-hearted pat on the back.
And finally, here's your moment of zen...