It's one of those days when you'll have to anchor your eyebrows with heavy weights to avoid them going into orbit when you hear what some people are saying. They may be spouting complete nonsense, as far as you're concerned, or being so futuristic that you feel you're in the middle of a science fiction film. Try to listen to what they say with an open mind, because there's a chance that you're being reactionary and a bit of a stick-in-the-mud. Yes, you!
A friend is prone to some very erratic thinking today, so there's no knowing what they're going to say or do next. You may even suspect that they're taking a perverse delight in keeping you on your toes or being rather contrary. Try not to take what they say as gospel in case they're talking complete nonsense.
Steady! A certain person has the uncanny ability of being able to wind you up like a spring today, and they may not even need to use words since their body language or general behavior will be just as controversial. Before you completely lose your cool, ask yourself why they're determined to get you to rise to the bait and then don't give them the satisfaction of watching it happen.
It's another day when people are being wayward, awkward and laws unto themselves. Today you've got to listen to someone who's spouting complete drivel as far as you can make out. The trouble is that they don't want to know what you think, and may even be quite rude about it. To save your sanity, give yourself a complete change of scene until you've both calmed down.
Once again you're being enticed to throw caution to the wind and do something reckless. You might be tempted if you're worried about being seen to be a killjoy or stick-in-the-mud, but once again there are compelling reasons why you should avoid doing whatever is currently being suggested to you. Better to be derided as a scaredy cat now than as a complete fool later.
It's difficult to keep track of all the ideas that are shooting through your head today, and the situation won't be improved by the tendency of everyone around you to all talk at once. It seems a bit like a free-for-all, with everyone wanting to have their say regardless of who else is speaking at the time. This will frazzle your nerves in no time at all if you let it get to you.
Everything seems to be happening at once today. There could be lots of distractions to cope with; important pieces of paper might go astray or you may have to deal with an appliance that refuses to behave itself. All this is likely to make you want to tear your hair out with frustration unless you can distance yourself from all this mayhem and keep calm.
Once again you're in a feisty and rebellious mood. This is making you outspoken and defiant, and it won't go down very well. If you need to stand up to someone or speak your mind, then so be it, but try not to say things that are deliberately calculated to shock. If you aren't the one who's behaving like this, it will be a loved one and you'll wonder how to handle them for the best.
It's difficult to keep track of what you're doing today because your thoughts are flying in all directions. At times it will be almost impossible to concentrate for long, which is bad news if you're supposed to be doing something that's very detailed or complicated. Ideally, you should postpone it until another day when you're able to do it, and yourself, justice.
What is going on today? There is too much information, or perhaps you keep being interrupted by visitors, phone calls and e-mails. A sense of controlled chaos will soon start to play on your nerves. Try to keep calm and not get rattled.
Treat money matters with extreme caution. Maybe you're being given conflicting advice, or you suspect that someone hasn't got a clue. If you hear some surprising, even shocking news about your finances, query it in case you've been given the wrong information or someone has made a massive mistake.
Someone is giving you far too much information today, making it very difficult to process what you're being told. Maybe this person is barely pausing for breath, so everything comes out in a never-ending stream of consciousness. You'll also encounter someone who's making outrageous comments that are designed to wind you up. Will you rise to the bait or manage to remain cool, calm and collected?